>Looking for something long term
>Uses the term thots
Sounds like he's accidentally helping a lot of those women to dodge that bullet
...an extremely intoxicated Morris missed his opportunity when his family finally ran out of things to discuss, by which point he was slumped in his chair and mumbling to himself about pronouns.
Fucking lol
Matt Le Blanc:
"...I guess you’re keeping the 20 bucks you owe me.”
This is exactly the kind of humour Perry would've appreciated
They also reduce noise pollution
And reduce the propping of petrostates
And can be fueled, in theory, almost anywhere there are buildings (including your own home/work)
And that fuel can also, in theory, come from fully sustainable sources
They also help normalise the usage of renewable energy (this is a factor that shouldn't be overlooked, imo)
:D will forever be better than its emoji counterpart
A choice typically made by 17 year old kids after having spent their entire life having it drummed into them that college is the correct step to take after school
And the joke's alternative anti joke punchline:
The bartender served them both water, because he fully understands everyday human interaction and translated the request as intended.
Top tier title OP