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[-] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 133 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Barely legal implies they were recently illegal. Nearly illegal implies that they will soon be illegal. I don't know the max age for concent, but being with someone that far outside my age doesn't really interest me.

Edit: thought about this more..... It's illegal to fuck a corpse.... the people on the right are almost dead. I definitely don't want to fuck someone to death.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago

Smh need to broaden your horizons, granny has some wild tricks that'll make you cum out of your ears

[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 41 points 1 year ago

In Germany, we have a saying for this: Auf alten Pferden lernt man Reiten.

Literal translation is "You learn how to ride on old horses" and the figurative meaning of it ia exactly what you described.

[-] DosDude@retrolemmy.com 14 points 1 year ago

In Dutch it's pretty much the same, but with a bike instead of a horse. "Op een oude fiets moet je het leren." And is also used in that same way figuratively.

[-] pumpkinseedoil@feddit.de 18 points 1 year ago

Of course it's a bike

[-] DosDude@retrolemmy.com 9 points 1 year ago

We don't have much, but we do have bikes. 2 for every person in fact.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Op een oude fiets moet je het leren

Why does Dutch look like German with speech impediment?

[-] DosDude@retrolemmy.com 3 points 1 year ago

Why does German look like Dutch with weird letters no one else uses?

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Zhat iz ouschrazius

[-] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

You know, I've never considered trying to cum from my ears..... but I don't think I like it. Cleanup just wouldn't be the same.

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

As an audiophile, I want this.

[-] Amir@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

As an audiophile, that's going to be horrible for my headphones

[-] lemann@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

Oh no... oh no... oh no no nonono!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I feel like consent from someone suffering dementia would have the same problem as consent from someone who is completely shit-faced drunk, making it not really consent.

[-] MrPoopbutt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I remember reading a while ago about a case where basically that exact thing happened. A guy got prosecuted for relations with his wife of a long time because even though they had been together for a ton of years, she had dementia and therefore couldn't consent. I'm not sure how it played out, but chargers were filed at minimum.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

A person who will soon be illegal would only exist in a Benjamin Button kinda world 🤣

[-] Send_me_nude_girls@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

Necrophilia is illegal

[-] AGD4@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago

Lol. Even the blind guy knows what's up.

[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Representation matters bro

[-] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Don't think some people are interpreting this comic in the way that it's intended, given the title of "marketing matters". They're saying "barely legal" = "almost illegal", just phrased differently. Some of these comments seem to be reading it like the right sign is "almost legal" which would be a very different thing.

[-] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

NGL I read it as almost legal at first.

[-] Oiconomia@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago

This looks like a regression discontinuity design in the making

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world -5 points 1 year ago

I mean the second one is basically describing the term "jailbait" and thats unfortunately quite popular.

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