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[-] wahming 125 points 8 months ago

The main ingredient is coconut cream, what's so confusing about the request?

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 98 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

When you're an edgy teen, everything confuses you.

[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 8 months ago
[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I knooow mom!

[-] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

A customer paying me money has a single line special request I don't know how to handle it

[-] graymess@lemmy.world -1 points 8 months ago

In the food service industry you really don't get paid enough to solve puzzles on the job.

[-] fishos@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago

Ummm.... One of the "puzzles" is knowing what ingredients are in things, in case someone has an allergy.....

[-] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

Too much effort. Better to just shrug and wing it.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 40 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

1 Pina Colada "And gettin' caught in the rain, if you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain, if you like making love at midnight in the dunes of the cape"

IDFK. That's just what he said he wanted. Write to him and escape, I guess.

[-] testeronious@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago
[-] TommySalami@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The song is about two people trying to cheat on each other! Then, at the end, when they meet up and see it's each other everything is suddenly fixed. It's lunacy.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 8 months ago

Maybe they were trying their hand at roleplay to spice things up.

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago

"BRB gonna make this nice and creamy for you 😏"

[-] Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

I have a feeling that would be less ice. Usually what I think of when I think of creamy.

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 15 points 8 months ago

One of the ingredients in a piña colada is coconut cream, so I'd assume they want more of that

[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 8 months ago

I'd think it also means they don't want to taste the rum, so use a silver rum?

this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2024
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