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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/humor@lemmy.world

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[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 86 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

That's from Charlie Brown's perspective. Lucy's perspective was quite a different experience.

Like hundreds of times before Lucy pulled the ball away at the last second. As Charlie Brown flew through the air Lucy thought how improbable it was that after all this time, this joke had not yet lost its ability to amuse her. She smiled as Charlie landed with that ever satisfying thud but this time the noise was a little peculiar. Did Charlie land on a branch? It must be her imagination, she thought. "Better luck next time Charlie Brown" Lucy said with an unusually hesitant smirk. No answer. "Charlie?" No answer. Lucy walks over and looks down on her smiling friend as a single tear falls down his eye. He repeats the same words "...my reward...my...reward...my...". Lucy's eyes open wide as she stares at the boy she's secretly loved ever since they first met. Her friend's blood flows over the small rock piercing the back of his head and starts to pool over the once green grass. Over an hour would pass before a grown up noticed the screaming little girl holding a football.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 30 points 8 months ago

"Your bedtime stories are weird, dad!"

[-] foofiepie@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago
[-] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 13 points 8 months ago

You uhhh....

You okay, bud?

[-] jadedwench@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

And I hope she will take this as a very painful lesson that other people are not there for her sole amusement. That actions have consequences.

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

WOOMP WOMP WOMP WOOOMP WOMP

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago

They say flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

This frood knows where his towel is 🤜🤛

[-] Krejall@ttrpg.network 11 points 8 months ago

You're the kwisatz haderach, Charlie Brown.

[-] buycurious@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Charlie Brown: Harbinger of Justice

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 months ago

Rapture? I hardly know 'er!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 8 months ago

If Junji Ito wrote Peanuts.

[-] knova@infosec.pub 5 points 8 months ago
[-] TheRaven@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[-] liquidparasyte@pawb.social 5 points 8 months ago
[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I thought I recognized the style! I like their comics too. Added a credit.

this post was submitted on 20 Mar 2024
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