How dare you take that passage out of context... Post the whole scripture, you damned heretic.
They break their own rule by placing a turducken in the salad category when it's clearly a 3 tier calzone.
And is that a stack of waffles that they've labeled flapjack?
It's clearly a stack of pancakes!
But now you've got me freaking out a little bit over how to classify a waffle once all the little divots are full of syrup...
Would it be a toast constructed of dozens of tiny quiches extending in the XY plane? Sort of like how string theory has more dimensions rolled up at the subatomic scale??
Ouch. You just broke something in my brain.
There's no bread, or bread-adjacent, edible, heat treated polymer foam, anywhere close to a (proper) turducken.
This is some bullshit
Does that mean if you cut a pie, it is no longer a calzone?
Yes, it becomes a taco on its side
Oh I could go for a corn dog. Not eaten one in 10 years.
Just eat a pie, they're all the same thing.
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