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[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 118 points 7 months ago

Isn't Dracula canonically immortal? You could technically write him into The Expanse and be accurate. I guess the scifi people might have an issue with it.

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 7 months ago

Dracula has the protomolecule, confirmed?

[-] Oiconomia@feddit.de 37 points 7 months ago

Dracula in an otherwise realistic sci-fi setting would also have some potential.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago
[-] Oiconomia@feddit.de 8 points 7 months ago

Lower decks holodeck episode in the style of the Moriarty episodes?

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Yup, a direct reference to it.

[-] Fontane@lemmy.ml 14 points 7 months ago

Check out Blindsight by Peter Watts.

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Fun fact, Blindsight is online free at the author's web site: https://www.rifters.com/real/Blindsight.htm

The vampires appear in Chapter 1, after the Prologue.

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[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 7 points 7 months ago

Check out Vampire Hunter D, although I wouldn't call it an otherwise realistic sci-fi setting there's still spaceships and vampires.

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[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

Immortal unless he's killed, which he was.

[-] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 6 points 7 months ago

Somehow, Dracula returned!

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[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

There's a Dracula "sci-fi western" in development now, and it wouldn't be the first sci-fi film to feature vampires. Blade Trinity was fairly sci-fi and featured a resurrected Vlad III. There are also a whole bunch of low-budget independent films, because the character is public domain.

So it's been done, but I wouldn't say it's been done well. Technology and the ubiquity of cameras make telling vampire stories logistically complicated. Like, they always need to come up with a bunch of handwaves to explain how coffins fly on airplanes piloted by a bunch of human familiars, and how the old legends about running water and being invited in are apocryphal superstitions.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

they always need to come up with a bunch of handwaves to explain how coffins fly on airplanes piloted by a bunch of human familiars

That one is easy to explain. Either the vampire is wealthy and has a private aircraft, which is likely if they're hundreds of years old, or they can ship themselves as the remains of a loved one. I would imagine that any competent modern vampire would have a forger, and a hacker in their household.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 7 points 7 months ago

How do vampires handle high g forces, I don't believe it's ever been addressed. Presumably the ability to turn into a bat would lower his mass and help.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Hrm....is it only our sun that's a problem for him? Like how our sun powers superman but Krypton's didn't?

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[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 90 points 7 months ago

But it would be very strange for an old Eastern European noble to be playing a Japanese card game and drinking a recently invented American beverage

[-] Oiconomia@feddit.de 80 points 7 months ago

With a skeptical brow raised, the count begrudgingly sipped from a glass of Coca-Cola, a recently invented American beverage vastly different from the Romanian wines of his cellar. "Passable," he muttered under his breath, with a reluctant nod, betraying centuries of noble pride. Yet, as the night unfolded, a subtle smile crept over his pale face.

[-] Magnetar@feddit.de 55 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

He looked over to his guest, sitting opposite him on an old wooden chair. A traveler from a far away land, lost in these dark forests in this dark and stormy night, glad to have been given shelter. The man - he could not be older than thirty - had bowed profusely after his rescue from the elements.

"I could never repay you completely for you help, but may I offer you a small token of thanks for your kindness? It's a game from my home, quite simple to play, it would be an honor to teach you. I have not seen its likeness in these lands, so it might offer you a sliver of fresh entertainment."

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[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago

"Caffeine is terrible! I was up all night!"

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 7 points 7 months ago

I do sometimes wonder what drinking the Cokaine-Cola must have been like

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[-] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

It is historically plausible for a samurai to have sent a fax to Abraham Lincoln

[-] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Any stranger than him being a vampire?

[-] Muscar@discuss.online 7 points 7 months ago

Of any "class/type" of person to be doing something like that a noble is the most likely. High standing and money gives you easier access to things.

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[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

He could travel to Baltimore for a bridge tournament.

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[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 47 points 7 months ago

Wasn’t another one that Samurai, the telegraph and Lincoln were all alive in the same time period so you could have a Samurai send an electronic message to Lincoln.

[-] CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago
[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

Fax machines are an ancient and archaic magicks, we dare not meddle.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

Yeah, meanwhile in reality Karl Marx sent a letter to Lincoln.

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Well, yes, but I don't think there were lines connecting the two.

That said, Matthew Perry (not that one) had already reestablished relations with Japan during Lincoln's time

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[-] the_rogue@sh.itjust.works 17 points 7 months ago

Damn coke used to be cool ? Now it is just average useless soda

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago

After 1904, instead of using fresh leaves, Coca-Cola started using "spent" leaves – the leftovers of the cocaine-extraction process with trace levels of cocaine.[77] Since then (by 1929[78]), Coca-Cola has used a cocaine-free coca leaf extract. Today, that extract is prepared at a Stepan Company plant in Maywood, New Jersey, the only manufacturing plant authorized by the federal government to import and process coca leaves, which it obtains from Peru and Bolivia.[79] Stepan Company extracts cocaine from the coca leaves, which it then sells to Mallinckrodt, the only company in the United States licensed to purify cocaine for medicinal use.[80]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coca-Cola#Coca_leaf

So it still has coca extract, just not the cocaine part.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

C'mon Stepan Company, you could be a bro and "accidentally" let just a smidge through the final product.

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[-] Yrt@feddit.de 10 points 7 months ago

That's why they named the company "coca" cola.

[-] the_rogue@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

Now they should just rename to just "cola"

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[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

A lot of things used to be a lot cooler. My doctor has never prescribed me opium and laudanum for a cough.

[-] snooggums@midwest.social 6 points 7 months ago

Get a better doctor! Mine prescribes meth to make my brain work better.

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[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 11 points 7 months ago

It's called Castlevania.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Dracula can't drink Coca-Cola though...

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago
[-] snooggums@midwest.social 11 points 7 months ago

Ingesting anything other than blood makes him ill.

[-] 6mementomori@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago

the cocaine fixes that

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[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago
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