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[-] Oiconomia@feddit.de 80 points 7 months ago

With a skeptical brow raised, the count begrudgingly sipped from a glass of Coca-Cola, a recently invented American beverage vastly different from the Romanian wines of his cellar. "Passable," he muttered under his breath, with a reluctant nod, betraying centuries of noble pride. Yet, as the night unfolded, a subtle smile crept over his pale face.

[-] Magnetar@feddit.de 55 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

He looked over to his guest, sitting opposite him on an old wooden chair. A traveler from a far away land, lost in these dark forests in this dark and stormy night, glad to have been given shelter. The man - he could not be older than thirty - had bowed profusely after his rescue from the elements.

"I could never repay you completely for you help, but may I offer you a small token of thanks for your kindness? It's a game from my home, quite simple to play, it would be an honor to teach you. I have not seen its likeness in these lands, so it might offer you a sliver of fresh entertainment."

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

Ahaha ๐Ÿ‘

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

" (Do) You like Huey Lewis and the News?

Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor."

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago

"Caffeine is terrible! I was up all night!"

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 7 points 7 months ago

I do sometimes wonder what drinking the Cokaine-Cola must have been like

[-] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 months ago

If it's anything like just doing cocaine:

Drink like 3 monster energies. It feels like that, but faster starting

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

He never drinks... wine.

this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2024
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