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Sure Biden hasn't done anything to try to prevent the heat death of the universe, and Biden has never mentioned the heat death of the universe, but Trump DEFINITELY won't do anything to try to prevent the heat death of the universe. Biden might though, there's a possibility no matter how small. So if you care about the universe and everything in it then you HAVE to vote for Biden, and then once he's in office, THEN you can start trying to push him towards preventing the heat death of the universe. That's literally the only possible way we even have the slightest chance of preventing the total and complete destruction of the entire universe.

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

Lesser of two evils :kelly:

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

In fact I think based on something I saw in a tabloid I read in a fever dream, that Trump is actually going to ACCELERATE the heat death of the universe. I know that's not a great source but honestly who cares, it sounds true so it probably is

[-] sergioknight 9 points 8 months ago

You did your own research!!

[-] Zuzak@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

If Trump ever became president, the heat death of the universe would occur before the end of his term.

Hold on, let me rephrase that.

If Trump ever became president again, the heat death of the universe would occur before the end of his term.

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