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Trump Releases ‘God Bless The USA’ Quran
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The fucking onion
So the Saudi prince comes to me and says Allah, very great - the best, is the Light of the heavens and the earth. Very magnificent, folks! Many people - smart beautiful people - are holding fast to his rope, folks!
...are holding fast to his rope, folks!
Oh! I lost it there!
I want to hear his pitch for the Confucian Analects.
OK but here me out
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Israel has hypnotized the world. May Allah awaken the people and help them see the evildoings of Israel and the United States.
-Imam bin Trump
First of all, I won't allow anyone to say Donald Trump without the title Sheikh.
This isn’t real, is it?
…
IS IT?
No, but he did do this with a Bible, which is what they're making fun of.
Not yet!
Based on this hilariously transparent grift https://web.archive.org/web/20240329035701/https://godblesstheusabible.com/
this post was submitted on 29 Mar 2024
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