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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

they arrested a monkey gang leader and identified the leader of the other gang

this is the coolest gang war ever

EDIT: Holy shit, searched on youtube and found a video from two years ago of a street battle between three monkey gangs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EvGk-7i2Pw

EDIT TWO: The monkeys have attempted dog genocide: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw5O5oX67Gs

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[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago

"You don't find the leaders of a monkey gang. You fix it so they find you."

Strikes match on cheek, lights crack pipe.

"50,000 baht and I'll end this war forever."

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

This is wild holy shit

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

monke-return hand over the snacks

[-] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

sounds like we need a monkey education solution, schools for monkeys when?

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

This is intense. I just thought monkeys stole stuff and occasionally bribed/swindled people. This basically means there's nothing weird about Passimian and Orangu in Pokemon.

[-] Bay_of_Piggies@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago
[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

I think they just understand what guns and tranq dart guns are so they scatter if they see them

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I found YouTube links in your post. Here are links to the same videos on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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