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[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 72 points 7 months ago

Its only stealthy at night (they just painted it black)

[-] yeather@lemmy.ca 45 points 7 months ago

They forgot to take the LED lights off.

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[-] InfiniteFlow@lemmy.world 47 points 7 months ago

A rifle scope that can see through walls.

[-] BombOmOm@lemmy.world 93 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It does this by 'inverting' what can be seen through.

It can't see through air.

[-] F04118F@feddit.nl 14 points 7 months ago
[-] F04118F@feddit.nl 27 points 7 months ago

It has a negative magnification: it's a fisheye lens.

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[-] Kacarott@feddit.de 23 points 7 months ago

You can see through more than walls, you can see through everything! ...so all you can see is the empty void

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[-] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 41 points 7 months ago

A weapon system that spreads peace, love, and freedom indiscriminately.

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 32 points 7 months ago

Indiscriminately across all of space and time... which is mostly empty.

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 33 points 7 months ago

So when it averages out, it's actually less effective than cat videos.

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[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 34 points 7 months ago
[-] skulblaka@startrek.website 48 points 7 months ago

The plan works perfectly. You are not in charge of the hive mind.

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 19 points 7 months ago

Tear gas has been converted to cat nip gas.

[-] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 11 points 7 months ago

They're all still behave like a normal cat.

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[-] BombOmOm@lemmy.world 28 points 7 months ago

An APC that only needs the power of the sun to run; no fuels.

[-] MelastSB@sh.itjust.works 47 points 7 months ago

It needs the power of the whole Sun

[-] ido@lemmy.world 29 points 7 months ago

The battery for the solar panels is so big, there's only space for a driver and one passenger

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 38 points 7 months ago
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[-] Kobester1985@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

It can only move 1 inch per hour.

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[-] yeather@lemmy.ca 20 points 7 months ago

It’s a plug in hybrid and silent like a Prius under 5mph.

[-] Alk@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago

It uses a standard US household wall plug (hard wired to the vehicle), and is extremely loud above 5mph.

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[-] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 13 points 7 months ago

Max reverse speed is also capped at 5mph.

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[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 20 points 7 months ago

A sword that appears in your hand whenever you need it, and then disappears again when you don't.

[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 28 points 7 months ago

In appears IN your hand, ripping your muscles and tearing your skin

Your hand ends up looking like you played with super glue and fireworks

Also, you can only summon it twice before you run out of hands

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 19 points 7 months ago

Heh, also you don't "summon" it... it appears whenever you need it.

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[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It appears while being held by the blade.

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[-] ampedwolfman@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

A gauntlet that lets you control metal like magneto.

[-] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 46 points 7 months ago
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[-] kusivittula@sopuli.xyz 17 points 7 months ago
[-] Cassa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 7 months ago

That's a downside - imagine an AI that can't draw trying to differenciate between a friend of foe. it just shoots everyone and their cat

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[-] Ludrol@szmer.info 16 points 7 months ago

A button that makes the backdoor in enemy C&C softwere.

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 17 points 7 months ago

The backdoor gives you access to the enemy's copy of C&C: Red Alert.

[-] macrocarpa@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

....turns out the latest upgrade to your c and c software was stolen from the enemy by cyber squad, and most of your assets on the southern front are now controlled by five primary school cs:go players in Fulham.

[-] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 13 points 7 months ago

It's spotted within 5 minutes by some nerd who noticed that the program took an extra ten seconds to load and immediately wanted to know why.

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[-] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 15 points 7 months ago

Too stealthy. Crews can't find it.

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[-] nuke@sh.itjust.works 15 points 7 months ago

Dima, Ivan, I need weapon from you that only hurts bad guys!

[-] MashedTech@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago

The device fails because moral relativism (as discussed by philosophers like Gilbert Harman) and the complexity of ethical theories (such as utilitarianism by John Stuart Mill and deontology by Immanuel Kant) make it impossible for a machine to accurately judge "bad" actions or intentions, given the deep subjectivity and cultural variance in ethics.

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 13 points 7 months ago

it only hurts them, cannot actually incapacitate or kill them. you have a torture device. task failed successfully?

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[-] SkyeHarith@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

A gun that switched everyone's gender but not their sex.

[-] red@sopuli.xyz 15 points 7 months ago

It always fires twice in rapid succession

[-] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 14 points 7 months ago

But it's rapid fire

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[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 14 points 7 months ago

It can pierce through any armor.

[-] ampedwolfman@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

But only if no one is wearing it.

[-] Longpork3@lemmy.nz 15 points 7 months ago

But only the armor. Bullet passes through helmet, stops when it hits skull.

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a hydrogen powered artillery cannon with 2 kamikazi drones equipped

[-] JohnyRocket@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 7 months ago

The hydrogen can only be inserted in solid form by hand

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[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 12 points 7 months ago

Robotic Christopher Walken.

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