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[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 65 points 7 months ago

This is also the implied response of every doordash delivery person everytime I pay $35 for what shows up as a cold—ass paninni 75minutes after my order and I've irrevocably "pre" tipped them 18% for the delivery.

[-] I_Clean_Here@lemmy.world 77 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I mean, stop using doordash

[-] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 36 points 7 months ago

That's on you...

[-] Psychodelic@lemmy.world 35 points 7 months ago

Every time

Every.. time? That is just absolutely insane to me. I've literally never used that kind of service and I can't understand how so many people pay so much money for that it

You must have a lot of disposable income or something

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 14 points 7 months ago

It's a mixed bag. Imagine having only three restaurants that deliver to you (and two suck) and then all the sudden you have a whole city of restaurants that are available to you and you hardly ever have time or want to deal with going into the city to do a pickup. That's my experience. I don't use it everyday or every week, but it just stinks that when I do it's very expensive and hey, maybe that's justiable (freemarket whatever), but to have service issues where clearly zero effort was made to transport the stuff appropriately feels like a real "hehe".

[-] LaVacaMariposa@mander.xyz 16 points 7 months ago

It seems like it would be much cheaper and better to just go to the restaurant and eat there instead of dumping money on doordash

[-] vardogor@mander.xyz 6 points 7 months ago

i had to use it when i didn't have a car and couldn't get groceries or whatever sometimes. nice little tool to keep the poor poorer

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[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago
[-] watson387@sopuli.xyz 10 points 7 months ago

I prefer my ass-paninnis warm, thanks.

[-] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 14 points 7 months ago

I'm pretty sure you can adjust the tip after delivery.

Also, the 18% is likely why your food is cold. Dashers are expecting over 25% now (which is part of why I stopped using them).

You're lucky that the food being cold is all that's wrong, because some entitled assholes will fuck with your food if the tip isn't high enough (even though they accepted the job knowing the tip)

[-] NekoRogue@slrpnk.net 26 points 7 months ago

As a former dasher myself, dashers are expecting that because it needs to be worth the time, cost of gas, and wear and tear on their car to even do the order.

Doordash only pays around $2.50 per order. If it's a really bad one (long distance, a slow restaurant that takes up a lot of time, long driving distance) DoorDash might add a dollar or two to get someone to take it. If your food is cold, it's probably because no one wanted to take your order because it wasn't worth it, so you have to wait until a driver who doesn't understand that they're spending more money than they're making takes a bad order. Sometimes the restaurant is slow or says an order is ready when it isn't. The "tip" is pretty much the whole pay for the order. And if the tip is really good, sometimes DoorDash takes part of it without telling anyone.

Also, DoorDash doesn't always show you the whole tip amount. There's a note that says "the actual tip may be higher." Usually it's not, but they leave that "maybe" in there to bait you into acceptimg orders that cost more to deliver than you earn.

There are definitely some shitty drivers. But a lot of people don't have a choice but to do gig jobs. People with disabilities who need to have flexible schedules because they don't qualify for disability assistance and they can't commit to a schedule because of random symptom flare ups. People with criminal records. People with social anxiety. Minorities. People learning English.

DoorDash is to blame here, not the drivers. They need to call it something other than a "tip." The suggested "tip" amount should be based on the driving distance, not a percentage of the order cost. And they should pay drivers more out of the "service fees" they get for sitting back doing nothing and letting the app print money for them.

Let's blame the right people here.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago

Preach!

Straight up, the drivers need a union.

And back during covid, it was the drivers that helped keep some places from going under because they would have otherwise not been able to have customers at all.

I may not be able to afford the cost, but I respect the fuck out of people doing the work and want them to get paid properly.

[-] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 3 points 7 months ago

THANK YOU. 👍

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 16 points 7 months ago

Really don't think you can adjust it anymore, think that was an old feature. I assumed they were blinded to the tip - you are saying the tip amount actually acts like a bidding war for even getting people to accept the order? That's even poorer design than I thought.

[-] NekoRogue@slrpnk.net 5 points 7 months ago

UberEats still allows it, I believe. But people abuse that feature by "tip baiting" someone to take their order, then removing the tip after the driver has already spent the time, gas, and effort to deliver it. The driver could spend an hour on the order and only make $2.50 during that time, minus the cost of gas. Happens a lot with orders that are several miles away from the restaurant especially, because no one wants to pay enough to make the trip worth it for the driver.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

If extra money is given before service is rendered, it's not a tip, but a bribe.

[-] HottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 7 months ago

I knew someone that was a dasher. She told me she would eat people's food and totally mess with it, regardless of the tip. After hearing her stories, I never order door dash or similar anymore.

[-] Spider89@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago
[-] HottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 7 months ago

Possibly, but that wouldn't have stopped her. If anything, it would have encouraged her. She also stole a lot from stores and friends and was an insane liar. She was a complete piece of shit human.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 11 points 7 months ago

I don't think most of them are pieces of shit like her though. People respond to incentives, there's not much incentive or hedonic gain for most of us to mess with each other's food. If you think me tipping you $7 on top of what you are being paid to do a delivery is some sort insult and you poop in my taco, I'm not going to tip you more next time. This is starting to bleed into a discussion about tipping which is about as fun as having an abortion discussion in the US, so on that note I'm out

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[-] NewNewAccount@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Expecting 25%? Where are you hearing this?

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 17 points 7 months ago

I really need to shut up about this, but can't help myself. Who the hell brainwashed society into using percentages on delivery? For a restaurant there is at least a rough correlation between the work done by the server, the time they've spent tending to you, and the cost of the meal. Tipping falls apart under any kind of logical analysis, but there's like at least a little bit of sense in using a percentage here. If I order a $10 burger that you drop off on my porch should I pay you 10x more if you drop off a $100 steak? If you answered yes, please just get fucked.

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I agree with you but I believe I have an answer. The implication is, if you can afford to buy the $100 steak, you can afford to tip more. And if you can't afford to tip more, you shouldn't but the steak.

Which is horrible, and dumb, and tipping is garbage. But that's where that comes from.

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[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

Fucking hell. Glad the robots are taking over food delivery.

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[-] gearheart@lemm.ee 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Half the time I've doordashed I swear the driver eats some of my food.

I call the restaurant due to the missing food and they don't understand why when they double checked the order.

Yeah... I don't door dash anymore.

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[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago

"Poor product quality, delivery time below expectation" is like the old joke:

"The food here is terrible."
"Yes, and such small portions."

[-] watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 7 months ago
[-] kromem@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

If it's inedible why does the amount you can't eat matter?

[-] wieson@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Why would you want bigger portions of bad food (is my guess)

[-] anas@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago
[-] randomuser38529@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

we engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery

[-] Vigilante@lemmy.today 12 points 7 months ago

Get pranked boyo

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

heard Micheal Jackson in my head

[-] BuryMyHorse@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

He(he) is out there selling fake shoes fr

[-] Acronychal@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

It's so easy to tell what's fake on these online marketplaces, though. They're usually as upfront as possible about it with all the obscure vendor names. REMOLER. Look, I just made one up myself.

[-] VelociCatTurd@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Well with Amazon specifically they’re prone to putting counterfeit shit and real shit in the same pile so.

[-] Blizzard@lemmy.zip 15 points 7 months ago
[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

ShutUpAndTakeMyMoney.bat

[-] MadBob@feddit.nl 8 points 7 months ago

I don't know the name of the anime face where they have one hand on the back of their head and a big globule of sweat appears, but it would've been mildly funny to post a picture of it, so please imagine I've posted one.

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[-] ZeDoTelhado@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Seller response when people point out the sneakers are fake: he he The moment Amazon closes down the store and listings and stops all customer support on sales: not he he

[-] Signtist@lemm.ee 35 points 7 months ago

The moment he moves to one of his 27 other stores that haven't been taken down: he he.

[-] ZeDoTelhado@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

That is for sure a plague on amazon right now. That and product swapping while keeping reviews. I wonder when this stuff get curbed, but something tells me amazon is getting enough money to overlook this

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[-] phx@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago

Ha! Brave assumption there but I haven't seen them take down counterfeit LISTINGS let alone sellers that I've reported, at least until I provided info on the infringement to the MPAA (only time I've ever had a use for them).

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