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I'm baby (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 months ago by testeronious@lemmy.world to c/comedyheaven@lemmy.world
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[-] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 62 points 10 months ago

“K”

[-] Splatterphace@lemm.ee 42 points 10 months ago

"I'm baby"

[-] Thteven@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

"I am, baby"

Not that hard to understand, she was typing and probably driving home really fuckin fast. At least I would be.

[-] Splatterphace@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago

I didn't realize I was in the Serious Heaven community

[-] Thteven@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Just pointing it out because I see the same comment every time this is posted.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

Because it's comedy gold

[-] Thteven@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

K

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 16 points 10 months ago

It’s an autocorrect of a one hand frantic typing “I’m on my way”

[-] Splatterphace@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

I'm curious as to how you know this

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 28 points 10 months ago

I just looked at my keyboard and it made sense, then I tried typing both with one hand on my phone without looking and they were similar motions.

Idk, I logicked it.

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 18 points 10 months ago

That sort of nonsense has NO place on the internet, buddy. I need you to either source that from a shady website or invent your own credentials on the spot.

[-] PainInTheAES@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Don't worry. I have a doctorate in metaphysics that I bought for $20 and I approve his message.

Yours truly,

Dr.AES

[-] TomAwsm@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Is your numberplate AESMAN?

[-] PainInTheAES@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

It's actually Rijndael

[-] InquisitiveApathy@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago

They're baby

[-] SaintWacko@midwest.social 5 points 10 months ago

I didn't look close enough and thought that said "I'm busy"

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

Yeah, should've been "hear"

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 33 points 10 months ago

"Mom the home invader is coming upstairs to kill me"

"👍"

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

Dad: 🤣👍

this post was submitted on 04 Apr 2024
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