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[-] Ginger666@lemmy.world 38 points 5 months ago

I'm not your buddy, pal!

[-] rosswinn@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Not your pal, bucko…

[-] strawberry@kbin.run 13 points 5 months ago

not your bucko, buster

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

I'm not your buster guy!

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I'm not your guy, friend!

[-] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 17 points 5 months ago

¿Qué coño acabas de decir de mí, putita? Te haré saber que me gradué el primero de mi clase en los Navy Seals, y he participado en numerosas incursiones secretas contra Al-Quaeda, y tengo más de 300 muertes confirmadas.

[-] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 months ago

"Whoa. OK. So..."

[-] NJA@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

White girl version

[-] femboycuddles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

0) Killdozer

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

School shooting

[-] shasta@lemm.ee 10 points 5 months ago

I think this is pretty accurate, if you're only going by dialogue in 1950s Hollywood movies.

[-] Pistcow@lemm.ee 9 points 5 months ago

What a load of malarckey

[-] maynarkh@feddit.nl 6 points 5 months ago

So is this in increasing or decreasing order?

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

You just hold your horses, we don't all talk like that.

[-] ObsidianZed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I read this as LEVELS OF WHITE RANGER and honestly... still works.

[-] Swarfega@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

White American*

[-] Gerudo@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago

As a southerner....this is right on

[-] mumblerfish@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

JBP is always at a five then?

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

Newsflash pal is above all

[+] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee -15 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You can't lump all white people together. This seems like a very specific cultural reference, possibly somewhere in America, and it absolutely does not apply to all white people and cultures just based on their skin color.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 5 months ago

Alright, bucko.

[-] fhek@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 5 months ago

This son of a gun is mad.

[-] BumpingFuglies@lemmy.zip 10 points 5 months ago

Yes, and the same could be said of any "all black people" or "all Asian people" joke. The important thing to remember is that it's just a joke with no real bearing on reality.

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee -2 points 5 months ago

Kinda sounds like you're saying "all Black people" and "all Asian people" jokes are harmless.

[-] BumpingFuglies@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 months ago

Kinda sounds like you're looking for a fight. I'll pass.

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

Newsflash pal: I wasn't, but it probably would have turned into one, so good call. Thanks. I guess I should consider when stepping into a discussion with a stranger and leading with disagreement, that it's starting an argument and should only be done if it's important.

[-] AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Fuck me in the ass... That's reasonable! That's some goddamn reasonable shit!

[-] SupremeFuzzler@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Well now, wait just a minute…

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 5 months ago

[-] MadBob@feddit.nl -4 points 5 months ago

I'm with you. Whoever wrote this joke has met astonishingly few people as far as I can see.

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