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submitted 2 years ago by jeffw@lemmy.world to c/news@lemmy.world

See the link for the long-awaited mugshot

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[-] btaf45@lemmy.world 86 points 2 years ago

He looks like a pouting and crying 5 year old who doesn't get what he wants.

LMFAO!!!

[-] lingh0e@lemmy.film 62 points 2 years ago

Ten bucks says that he practiced that face in the mirror. He's trying to come off as a tough guy. Instead he looks like the old man at McDonald's who was just told he won't get another refill on his senior coffee after he used a slur to refer to the kid behind the counter.

[-] jeffw@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

“I wanted to be inmate number 42069!!!”

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[-] jeffw@lemmy.world 58 points 2 years ago

If it weren’t such a mouthful, I’d just call him inmate P01135809 from now on

[-] TheJims@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago

That’s former president P01135809 to you!

[-] June@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

He’s 5809 to me from now on.

[-] HappySashimi@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Those numbers could be turned into letters. Sbog.

[-] mstrbassist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

Sbog Covfefe

[-] lemann@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago
[-] 10_min_gorilla@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Haha, inmate P01135809, yeah, quite a mouthful indeed. But hey, he's just the latest addition to the long line of famous mug shots. Wonder if he'll sell any "Free P01135809" t-shirts in his next campaign. We'll have to wait and see.

Haha, yeah, that definitely is a mouthful. But hey, they gotta have those official inmate numbers, I guess. Wonder if he's gonna add it to his list of titles too. "Former President, Reality TV Star, and Inmate P01135809." Has a certain ring to it, don't you think?

[-] fiat_lux@kbin.social 56 points 2 years ago

I see he went with the "try to still look powerful and in charge" strategy for the mugshot. Unfortunately it just reads as "comic book villain".

It makes me a little disappointed it's not set against the height chart backdrop holding a written sign like 50 cent's mugshot, to really complete the look.

[-] Dressedlikeapenguin@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago

I want his real weight and height released

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

What's even funnier is that he probably wears elevator shoes to get that precious 6'3" height. That's why he always looks like he's hunched forward. (desantis, and puttin wear them, too.)

couple that with the cry-eyes and the black eye... he reminds me of a yappy dog.

[-] RegularGoose@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Shoes probably don't cause that posture, but dementia sure can.

[-] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 30 points 2 years ago

They didn't weigh or measure him. What a load of bullshit.

[-] fiat_lux@kbin.social 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I was more annoyed that after booking, he got on his plane and left. Like, either bond is there for flight risk or it isn't, why is it OK for him to leave the state?

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[-] Vaggumon@lemm.ee 30 points 2 years ago

Kim kardashian wore less makeup in her mugshot.

[-] nmvh5@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

Looks like he's trying to do Blue Steel

[-] Sagethefolxhero@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

Thank you! I saw the same

[-] stopthatgirl7@kbin.social 21 points 2 years ago

Someone on Mastodon pointed out how he looks like Vigo the Carpathian from Ghostbusters 2 in that mug shot, and I can’t unsee it.

[-] forgetful_fox@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago
[-] ikapoz@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago

Ah yes. Donald Trump, Scourge of America, Sorrow of democracy, Trump the Floridian, Trump the Cruel, Trump the Torturer, Trump the Despised, Trump the Unholy.

You’re suggesting his crimes warrant execution by poison, bring shot, stabbed, hung, stretched, disemboweled, drawn and quartered? Ouch.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

probably the worst thing we could do... is forget about him.

[-] RoboRay@kbin.social 18 points 2 years ago

The facility now identifies as Jail Force One.

[-] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago
[-] jeffw@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Right? He looks like he’s trying to intimidate the camera lol

[-] Dressedlikeapenguin@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago
[-] Flag@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

I refuse to believe this chump is just 215 lbs. Probs aint even 6'3"

[-] BunnyKnuckles@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago

He's not. Obama is 6'2" and you easily Google pictures of Trump and Obama standing side by side.

[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

There's just no way. I'm 6'1" 215. I have skinny legs and a small belly. I'm not anywhere close to being as dumpy as Trump. I'd clock him at 240+.

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

Closer to 300.

[-] Enigma@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

He’s. So. Orange.

[-] Smacks@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

He looks like an old goblin who's too tired to ask me 3 riddles

[-] itsyourmom@artemis.camp 7 points 2 years ago

That scowl dude… “but maaaaa he took my toyyyyyy!” 😭

[-] GiddyGap@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Been waiting a long time for a Trump mug shot. Great to see. He deserves it.

[-] JustZ@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Fuck around and find out about Georgia police and prisons.

[-] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

I wouldn't be surprised if all the cops in that place are his supporters and fans

[-] TheJims@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

He’s hiding his jowls and neck vagina

[-] keeb420@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

How did his eyes get so red and what the hell os on his head?

[-] generic@iusearchlinux.fyi 7 points 2 years ago
[-] slaughtermouse@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

You seized that moment beautifully

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

It’s been a really rough day, okay? It’s okay if he cried.

[-] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Media saturation can make us forget that even ghouls accompanied by PR teams 24/7 are humans too, and humans generally look quite imperfect.

[-] JackiesFridge@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

He looks like he's holding his breath until Fani Willis gives him a cookie.

[-] Mozami@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I can't with this mugshot 🤣🤣🤣

[-] thax@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago

Looks like he also had a lighting team for that mugshot.

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