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[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 116 points 1 year ago

The fuckin Tux tattoo is what sends me, lmao

[-] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 9 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of cabbage patch dolls with the signature on the booty.

[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Didn't know what those were, now that I saw, you're right they're lowkey terrifying (o.o )

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Xavier Roberts is still single, Ladies. True.

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

The only way this could have been better was if the tattoo was some beautifully kerned font above the ass that said "the kernel compiling, look busy".

[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 2 points 1 year ago

Porquรฉ no los dos?

One per cheek

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 2 points 1 year ago

Ohh, I was missing that lol

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[-] Hotzilla@sopuli.xyz 84 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

In my 20's, a girl in bar queue told me that she knows how to compile kernel from the source. I asked her to marry me instantly, but unfortunately she was not available.

[-] neo@feddit.de 84 points 1 year ago

Did you try: sudo marry me?

[-] mutter9355@discuss.tchncs.de 62 points 1 year ago

Hotzilla is not in the sudoers file

THIS INCIDENT WILL BE REPORTED

[-] kadu@lemmy.world 60 points 1 year ago

I have a "femdom wife forcing you to install Debian" fetish

[-] Godort@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago

"Choose LVM and encrypt that volume, you little slut"

[-] hikikoma@ani.social 7 points 1 year ago

Doesn't encryption always go on the outside?

[-] msage@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago

It can go anywhere if you want it to.

[-] Zipitydew@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago
[-] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

I always imagine that phrase with the Xbox sound and notification of achievement.

[-] Ow0@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm right here. You get a desktop enviroment only if you've been good, kadu.

Edit: Pathetic subbies DM me your Debian installs

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

If femdom, there's some domination from her side involved, then she should be forcing you to install gentoo or better yet lfs

[-] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago

Someone write a script for gonewildaudio

[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

I think we can all relate to this. But this is life we chose.

[-] Luci@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago

Happens everytime, amirite

[-] Kedly@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

I dont think it is, but this reminds me of that one scene with Alucard and now I'm sad

[-] NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Yeah that's a sad and awesome sequence. But this is (IMHO) much much darker. Berserk.

He was born to a dead mother hanging from a tree, and it went downhill from there...

[-] TheChurn@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

I think this is from Berserk, but it's been years and I can't quite tell.

[-] Kedly@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Oh, maybe its my deep dive into fear and hunger that makes this scene feel familiar then, as I know Beserk played a HUGE inspiration for Fear and Hunger

[-] rhadamanth_nemes@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Berserk has inspired a lot of media. Worth a read although it is very dark a lot of the time.

[-] 018118055@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 year ago

Happened to me in 1997 but I didn't mind

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 8 points 1 year ago

I just wanted to mount sda

[-] havokdj@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Sda = sex dat ass

[-] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

mount, finger, fsck...old school UNIX dudes were some fucking horndogs weren't they.

[-] NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

O Griffith. What have you wrought! Guts!!

[-] diffusive@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

This is funny but not funny. In my 20s this happened to me... I installed herinux but she wasn't happy and I couldn't figure out why ๐Ÿคท

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Did she offer alcoholic beverages?

[-] diffusive@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Can't remember but at the time I wasn't drinking alcohol... I was a real celebrity at parties ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

I bet you were ๐Ÿฅน ๐Ÿ‘.

[-] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

What show/movie is this from?

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago
[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I think Berserk?

That or cowboy bebop.

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 year ago

Holy shit I might be Griffith

[-] jenny_ball@lemmy.world -3 points 1 year ago

totally utterly ridiculous fantasy

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