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[-] LiterallyLMAO@lemmy.world 358 points 7 months ago

Just trying to prove to the base he's not woke.

[-] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 68 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago

When you're so not woke you're sleep.

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[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 183 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Sleepy is the product of much GOP work. Donny needs his own.

Drowsy Don?

Tired Trump?

Comatose comb-over?

[-] TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world 88 points 7 months ago

"Don't you think Trump looks tired?"

To paraphrase for this specific situation. When the Doctor says to Alex, "Don't you think she (Harriet) looks tired." It's planting the seed in Alex to question if Harriet is fit to continue being Prime Minister, or if she is 'too tired'. These 6 words spoken to Alex, Harriet's Sr. aide, inevitably leads to Harriet's downfall

https://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/193743/how-did-the-doctor-take-harriet-jones-down-in-the-christmas-invasion

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[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 65 points 7 months ago

Domestic terrorist.

We don't need to give him a cute nickname, call him what he is.

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[-] DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works 44 points 7 months ago
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[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago

All those sound good. I'm going with Drowsy Donnie lol

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 23 points 7 months ago

Don Snoreleone

[-] strawberry@kbin.run 21 points 7 months ago

comatose comb over 💀

[-] randompasta@lemmy.today 20 points 7 months ago

I'm sticking with Dementia Don.

[-] IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

Somnambulant sack of shit.

[-] HoustonHenry@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

Benedict Donald

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[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 121 points 7 months ago

Trump looks so tired, why do they keep forcing him to run?

[-] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 109 points 7 months ago

I don't think he's ever been for a run in his life

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 40 points 7 months ago

Never underestimate a fat man’s urgent hunger for hamberders and nuggets.

The question I guess, is when was the last time he didn’t have a gofer.

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[-] HoustonHenry@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago

Down his leg, allegedly

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[-] TheJims@lemmy.world 111 points 7 months ago

Low energy, sad!

[-] Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world 106 points 7 months ago

He looks like he could use a venti covfefe.

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[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 92 points 7 months ago

Maybe they tranqed him to keep his mouth shut

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 36 points 7 months ago

Honestly the best idea a trump lawyer has had in many years.

[-] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

“We’re doing to inject you with what we’re calling a ‘genius enhancement serum’; it will fortify your already throbbing genius cells and keep you sharp as a tack, ensuring your every response is virtually perfect for your defence in this trial.”

😴

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[-] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 92 points 7 months ago

Don't you think he looks tired?

[-] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 7 months ago

I'm cheering for the big macs

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[-] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 64 points 7 months ago

Dozy Don and the Despicable Diapers.

There you go world: a new band name for someone to use.

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[-] Whirling_Cloudburst@lemmy.world 61 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[-] SeaJ@lemm.ee 27 points 7 months ago

I read your comment and wondered what Provigil was. Modafinil. I guess I should not be surprised they were all on uppers and downers.

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[-] athos77@kbin.social 37 points 7 months ago

That's the picture the media needs to start using.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago

Hey everybody! I know how to wake him up!

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[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago

can you be held in contempt for sleeping during a trial?

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 57 points 7 months ago

You're not really required by law to 'pay attention' unless you're being asked a direct question. Though, I'm sure judges look poorly on such things.

I remember Harvey Weinstein doing the same thing before he got sent to Rikers. :)

[-] geekworking@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago

Not if you are not required to participate in that part and not causing a disturbance in the court.

This is a jury trial, and jurors are watching. Even during selection. If you don't care enough to stay awake, it's not a good impression.

[-] FireTower@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago

Probably wouldn't fly. This happens more than you'd think. Court room procedures aren't as riveting as tv would lead us to believe.

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[-] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago
[-] PanArab@lemm.ee 24 points 7 months ago

Maybe a stupid question but how come in a nation of 330 million people, many of them should be qualified, the people are limited to two bad choices?

Has it always been this bad in US presidential elections?

[-] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 67 points 7 months ago

Joe Biden has led the most progressive Administration in the nation’s history, investing in social justice, environmental programs, curtailing abuses by corporations and predatory institutions, stood with workers (both on the picket line and in the halls of government), developed initiatives and instituted policies to combat racial injustice, staved off a nuclear power’s assault on a weaker neighbor, overseen the largest growth in real wages in over a half century, passed keystone legislation which committed the largest investment ever into green policies and programs while also committing the largest investment ever into revitalizing the nation’s infrastructure, put more federal judges on the bench in his first term than the last two presidents combined, weathered the highest levels of inflation in generations so well that US fared markedly better than peer nations, guided the economy through that inflationary period without the need for a Volcker Shock, expanded trans rights in every corner of the federal government, oversaw the largest reduction in childhood poverty in the nation’s history, reduced pharmaceutical prices for Medicare users by over 20% on average and brought the cost of insulin down to less than $30, and that’s just off the top of my head.

It’s trendy for the terminally online to knock Biden, but he’s gotten more done in three years than any President in recent history has in eight. I’m not ceding this ground to low-information voters like the commenters here seem to perpetually be. I’m excited to vote for the President who has achieved more leftist goals in three years than any other American elected official has over their entire career.

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[-] btaf45@lemmy.world 28 points 7 months ago

s it always been this bad in US presidential elections?

Nope. I've been following politics since Nixon and Biden is the best president we've had in the last 50 years.

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[-] Takios@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 7 months ago

The problem is the first past the post system which heavily encourages a two-party outcome. A ranked choice system would drastically improve the chances of new candidates or parties to emerge with meaningful results.

But since that hurts the current holders of power, it's pretty unlikely to be enacted anytime soon.

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[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago

Drowsy Defunded Don was right there......

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[-] InternetUser2012@midwest.social 21 points 7 months ago

No surprise, babies need their naps.... Treasonous shit stain.

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