We used to have a little cat who would lie on his back on the kitchen floor with his legs splayed open, putting his dick on display for everyone.

When he got old enough and we neutered him, he kept doing the exact same thing, except with his back legs together, all the way over to one side.

Ngl it made me feel a little bad

What breed is he?

That's how someone sleeps once he realizes that he is the apex predator of the dominion.

He's doing "Michael Jackson's "Thriller" in his sleep.