Cross-posted from "The great cat escape of 2025" by @death916@lemmy.death916.xyz in !general@lemmy.death916.xyz

Escape starts at 60 seconds. Came home in the morning and he's waiting by the door for food. https://streamable.com/bprcih

Esteemed mortals of c/cats

We, the Divine Keepers (currently curled like croissants), return with this week’s Wisdom of the Whisker™, grounded in human science, not mysticism. Feast on this:

Our purr resonates between 25–150 Hz, the exact frequencies shown to stimulate tissue regeneration, bone healing, and muscle repair.

This isn’t enchanted fluff. It’s bioacoustics. Researchers at the Fauna Communications Research Institute found that low-frequency purrs (especially around 25–50 Hz) promote bone density, speed fracture healing, and soothe muscles

Science World “Secret Power of a Cat’s Purr” dives into how our vibrations aren’t just comfort, they’re built-in repair engines

Next time you lie atop us, reveling in that soft hum, know that you're getting patched up in stealth mode.

In soft rumblings, The Divine Keepers

You can just lure them inside with wet food!

We saw this absolutely SCRUNGLY little thing with a paw on our back door, but she bolted when she saw us. I lured her out of hiding with some wet food and a bowl, giving her small amounts at a time and gradually moving it closer to our back porch. She was entirely too young and hungry to be outside (she ate 2 whole cans of wet food at once. Even our fattest of cats are satisfied with one), so we made a plan to trap her. The trap turned out to not be necessary as she got bold after a week and let me sit with her and even pet her a bit! She did get startled and slash me up a little bit (rabies shots are ASS) but she is a sweetheart. Since she kept coming to the door we decided to quarantine our other cats and open it and lure her in with food. It eventually worked and we have her quarantined in the bathroom for now. Sadly we already have 5 cats and their politics are already complicated enough, but we found her a forever home with someone who will spoil her rotten.

Furryosa lovin'.

...As cats do.

This is Caesar, he's only 6 months old. Believe it or not he looks almost black in person!

Noki looking like Rufio

See avatar for the goofy creature depicted :)