A waiter brings baverage of questionable qualty to a customer.
Customer: "What even is it? Coffee or tea?"
Waiter: "Can't you tell?"
Customer: "No!!"
Waiter: "But then, why do you care?"
This has the energy of one of those old Soviet jokes
That's because it is.
I love these lol
life is hard enough. Why are you making me choose between two delicious cups of life-sustaining plant brews?
So what you're saying is that you drink hemp tea? The latter half of my handle approves, the former prefers fly agaric.
I'm rather square. I was thinking more along the lines of the coffee tree and the tea tree.
Forgot hemp tea could be a thing. Never tried it.
You see Abigail, this is why you're still single. Now bring me some coffee.
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Time to shitpost.
