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Funniest outcome? (hexbear.net)

submitted 7 months ago by InevitableSwing@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] Mickmacduffin@hexbear.net 37 points 7 months ago

That's pretty good, but I think Biden dies in September then Trump dies in October is funnier

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 29 points 7 months ago

Both simultaneously stroke out at a debate while getting performatively angry about how many Palestinians they can kill

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 7 months ago

America doesn't deserve that...we haven't been good enough.

[-] Mickmacduffin@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago

I've been good enough. All my friends have been good enough. Who's not being good enough? I will fix them by November

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 7 months ago

Me I'm still using plastic straws 🥺

[-] geese_feces@hexbear.net 29 points 7 months ago

funniest outcome is RFK gets over 50% of the popular vote, wins at least a few states, but no candidate gets the 270 electoral points needed to win. then the house picks the president and senate picks VP.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago

So MTG/Hillary?

[-] operacion_ogro@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

It's their turn

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago

I just hope that on election night the Dems campaign HQ is outside hospice care and the Republican HQ is outside a minimum security prison.

[-] Cherufe@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago

The hot couch guy vote will decide this election

[-] darkmode@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

RFK Jr. gets fully-throated by Joe Rogan

visible-disgust

[-] Ericthescruffy@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago

Funniest outcome to me is still Trump wins and they both die shortly after leaving Kamala to be a lame duck for like 2 seconds and Trumps VP to transition in as president. How funny the punch line is still depends on how wild his VP pick is. I used to joke it would be Tucker Carlson but that would be by far the most implausible part of this scenario at this point.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

What I love most about Trump is that he's a moron who is usually unpredictable and he's prone to making final decisions at the very last second. So the VP might be somebody bland and politically useful or it might be Kid Rock. Who's to say? My wild guess pick Trump's VP is Kristi Noem. She doesn't help Trump win an important or vital state but vibes tell me he think's of her as a sexy woman straight out of central casting.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

leaving Kamala to be a lame duck for like 2 seconds and Trumps VP to transition in as president

Imagine Kamala having meetings with Netanyahu about Palestine

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

A random Bluesky post that I think should be here.

oh my god: has anyone asked RFK, Jr. who he thinks killed his uncle

[-] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago

By the logic of liberals that means voting for Biden is the same as voting for Trump, because it takes away an RFK vote

[-] macabrett@lemmy.ml 12 points 7 months ago

I can think of much funnier outcomes. Like two or three. Let mr. "Ben Collins" know my ideas are for sale.

[-] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

I've seen a couple of these in the wild but, I wonder if there's enough of them to do that.

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

The needle is approaching a balance between white and orange, it truly is the orange creamsicle election

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

I bet Junior is going to get oranger and oranger as the election approaches until he outdoes Our Big Wet Boy.

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

Look, when I said we should bring Orange Theory into the White House, this isn't what I had in mind.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

RFK jr. very shaky and weak voice: "The Kennedys are naturally orange. The cause of the whiting that has effected my clan - is vaccines. As I break free - I become more oranger. But naturally. 100% naturally."