The Pop-Tarts® comedy movie director guy has a criticism. (hexbear.net)

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Jerry Seinfeld: The Movie Business Is Over

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[-] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago

a bold statement from the screenwriter and star of Bee Movie

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 7 months ago

That's the problem. Cinema peaked with that masterpiece, so it's been on a slow decline ever since.

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

Barry the bee is a trans bee icon.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago

"Do ya ever think about words? I do. Words. Wonderful words. Like 'beehive'. You know that one. Everybody knows that one. But how about "apiary"? It's from Latin. Api for bee so it means 'bee house'! But before I talk about my wonderful experiences making the Bee Movie I must interrupt myself."

"Israel has a right to defend itself and commit genocide. Oh, boy. It seems you might think I mean that Israel has a right to commit genocide. What I actually mean is..."

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"Israel has a right to defend itself and commit genocide. Oh, boy. It seems you might think I mean that Israel has a right to commit genocide. What I actually mean is..."

"It is as I've always said, look to the cookie. The black is on one side, the white is on the other: separate yes but also equal.

Even more importantly is to look at the character of the land or rather the cookie itself, beneath the icing. It is a white vanilla cookie, I think we know who that cookie originally belongs to.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm late for my date, I've been talking to this young lady on discord for years and we would be going to her high school prom but her classmates are woke and they canceled me with their wokeness"

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago

I mean, he's not wrong if there's a multimillion Pop-Tart movie being made.

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

It’s so sad how movies got banned and replaced with TikTok challenges and streamers. There are literally no movies anymore in society.

[-] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

Reminder that Jerry Seinfeld 'dates' 17 year olds.

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 7 months ago

What is this "Disorientation" he is talking about? Are people just spinning around really fast to get dizzy as a way to pass the time these days?

[-] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

marx-hi alienation

[-] newmou@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

He’s like I know this is going to fail so hard so I need to get out in front of it lol

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

Wow, I can’t believe cinema died for the 20th time in only five years

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

He directed a pop tart commercial and now wants to be taken seriously.

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

Did he lure his 17 yr old girlfriend with pop tarts?

[-] CDommunist@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

Oppenheimer made a billion dollars

[-] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

i mean yes, this is a wider cultural phenomenon where mainstream culture is increasingly splintered into a million directions because of the internet.