Checks out. He was McGruff the Crime Dog, not McGruff the Police Detective in a Trenchcoat.
What you need is a criminal spokesperson.
Just wanted to grow some plants and be ready for war with the DEA. Still sounds like an okay dude to me.
Two points:
First, the guns were only illegal because of the marijuana; no pot, the gun crime there.
Second, grenade launchers are legal. Grenades are not. Or, more specifically, each one has to have a serial number, be transferable, requires a background check by the ATF, and requires a $200 tax stamp. I think that they're classified as "other destructive device".
That dog was no snitch
That makes this so much better https://youtu.be/y4P4plYXKFE?si=dJZKC6ktNeoT0gr8
Oh my god
I've been terrorizing coworkers with this for a couple of years now
The commercials burned the song into my brain.
Crack and cocaine will also be burning your brain, making a mess of your mind.
I think this was just a guy who wore the suit in Texas. Jack Keil was the voice we all remember, not John Morales.
Scruff, McGruff, Chicago Pen, Illinois. Six oh, six fiiiiive two.
Police must have taken offense to his motto.
I said take a bite out of crime not a drag out of crime Juan
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