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Dude collected all three strikes below the ankle (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 months ago by rastro@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[-] don@lemm.ee 52 points 4 months ago

Dude got socks in crocs with locks

[-] blackstampede@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them, sam-I-am.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 27 points 4 months ago

Nah, this is living right.

Dude is wearing comfortable shoes that have one functional flaw: they're rubber and they chafe.

Socks= foot bliss in crocs, assuming the right size.

The tracker is a sign that someone fucked up, yeah. But it means they didn't fuck up so bad that they need to be away from the rest of us. Everybody fucks up, we just don't all get caught.

[-] notsure@fedia.io 24 points 4 months ago

I feel 2/3 attacked...

[-] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 21 points 4 months ago

At least you know better than socks with sandals!

[-] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago

We don't know which 2/3 though..

[-] IndianaJones@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago

Why are you not wearing crocs?

[-] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 4 months ago

Crocs'n'socks!

[-] variants@possumpat.io 4 points 4 months ago

Do people wear croncs without socks?

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

Only in the house when it isn't for long

[-] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago

Yes exclusively

[-] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 14 points 4 months ago

Sport-mode. This man is dangerous, indeed

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 10 points 4 months ago

Don't ask him where he was on January 6 2021.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 8 points 4 months ago

I see 6

[-] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 months ago

Is "going outside" one of them?

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