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[-] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

From murder?

Of course they are getting smarter, he died of a superbug infection likely contracted in a hospital when he was in for pneumonia treatment.

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 10 points 8 months ago

Agent 47 getting paid

[-] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

second-plane

"A second _________ has hit the _________"

[-] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

I'll take a horse first over Boeing.

[-] brlemworld@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

It wasn't sudden. They had pneumonia and took weeks.

[-] delirious_owl@discuss.online 2 points 8 months ago

Hope they got an independent autopsy and a toxicology report

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