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[-] stanka@lemmy.ml 143 points 1 year ago
[-] Even_Adder@lemmy.dbzer0.com 80 points 1 year ago

Screencapping in dark mode was the wrong move.

[-] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 year ago

It provides greater impact and is easier to read. Dark mode is always the way

[-] Imhotep@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

They should sell black paper

[-] Ragnarok314159@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

It’s exists. I started doing calligraphy during covid and the various types of inks and paper is a neat rabbit hole to go down.

I did the wedding party invitations for someone I know on black paper using a gold shimmer ink with the flourish in a combination of green shimmer and blue/gold shimmer. It looked really cool.

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[-] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

If it was his printer, it was a great bit of petty revenge. Ink ain't cheap.

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[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 76 points 1 year ago

She used his printer.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago

I bet it was worth the good roasting

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 71 points 1 year ago

Based on the guy’s body language, feels like a recreation of this:

Which was apparently a woman getting help with a divorce or something (IIRC)

[-] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 69 points 1 year ago

Shit like this is wild to me. Why not just break up and move on?

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago

This may be phase 1 of the break up. Just grind the dude down before they let him know they're gone, so he knows exactly why they're done.

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I agree, why don't he broke up before being an asshole? Than why she had the trouble to print and confront instead of breaking up? And why is HE listening to ir? why don't just break up with a girl he is not into anymore and it's harassing him?!

See I agree that she is being extra and crazy but this culture that man can be assholes and apologize without breaking up is also shitty. "sHe iS cRaZy"

Break up with your SOs guys! You don't have to go through this and don't have to disrespect her, just break up and you can have any pussy you want!

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[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago

Next time she will do a PowerPoint

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[-] snooggums@midwest.social 9 points 1 year ago

Sunk cost fallacy.

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[-] CptEnder@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago

Damn she really came with the Congress presentation of receipts.

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[-] snf@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago

Will no one spare a thought for that poor, poor inkjet?

[-] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hewlett-Packard, profusely salivating, entered the chat.

[-] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 7 points 1 year ago

The shine on those makes me think it's laser.

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[-] miseducator@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

She even sized up to A3 size paper. Dropped some real cash say Kinkos for this shit.

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

Are we not going to talk about the celebratory cupcake she has for herself when she finally dumps his cheating ass?

[-] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago

She could be his lawyer. Who knows what's going on here TBH.

[-] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Dude, we're on Lemmy. Jump to conclusions or GTFO.

[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

Honest question, why would either person sit through this? I understand that (it looks like) the guy's been cheating on the girl, but he does know he can just stand up and walk away, right? Like, man, just leave her and sleep around for a bit if that's what you want to do.

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 105 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other friends?

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I know now why you cry, but it's something I can never do

[-] Ragnarok314159@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

This movie was so perfect.

I maintain that if people watch T1, and then a few of the more “ok” sequels, they will think the series is pretty neat sci-fi. But if someone watches T2, the rest of the series looks like ass.

[-] yokonzo@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago
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[-] Tyfud@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

It's because she's angry and upset and wants to hurt him back, and this is the way she can do that. She wants to let him know how much of a piece of shit he really is, in front of people, so he can't hide from it anymore. It hurts her, but it hurts him more.

Maybe she can make him feel a twinge of guilt or regret over what he's done. Maybe. If not, at least she gets cake.

But for real, she's upset and wants to hurt him back, and make sure he knows he's not a good person, because he probably gaslit her and has been denying it for a while.

[-] HopFlop@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 year ago

He could also walk away tho

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[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

People cling to hope for a last minute save. Not just with this type of thing, but any time failure/death is probably inevitable

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[-] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

Why use A3 size paper though? And what part of the messenger that she is holding up? Looks like a friend suggestion list from FB and we all know how random they are!

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

Why use A3 size paper though?

She used an ISO 216-compatible paper size so she can take him to the International Court of Justice, which is in the EU.

[-] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

This guy lawyers

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 14 points 1 year ago

Why use A3 though?

To make a point.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

It’s perfect for displaying mobile screens in the right ratio

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[-] sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al 6 points 1 year ago

I believe it's Twitter DMs

[-] KeepFlying@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

I think it's the accounts he's following on Instagram. It's a screenshot from her phone's perspective I think.

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[-] essell@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

I'm too old to get it, is that a list of contacts?

[-] Jaytreeman@kbin.social 33 points 1 year ago

List of contacts and then there's the conversations she's holding.
Guy was probably unfaithful, but why would she want to do that?
You didn't miss much

[-] ownsauce@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Right looks like instagram DM in dark mode, and left looks like a list of accounts he doesn't follow (looks like they are a Blue rectangle with the text 'Follow' inside)

potato.jpg idk I'm speculating.

Maybe he thought he could hide it if he didn't follow the accounts and only stuck to DM's lol

[-] FateOfTheCrow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 year ago

That's probably his following list being viewed by someone other than him. If he's got it on public or friends-only, it can be viewed by other people, but there would still be blue follow buttons, since the person viewing the list isn't following them.

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 10 points 1 year ago

She used the fancy stuff

[-] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Rip in peace

[-] toothpaste_sandwich@feddit.nl 6 points 1 year ago

That's a cool shirt he's sporting, though.

[-] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Why do you think he’s drowning in pussy?

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