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submitted 11 months ago by Clodsire@lemmy.ml to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[-] Amir@lemmy.ml 69 points 11 months ago

Where's the satire

[-] MxM111@kbin.social 12 points 11 months ago

Well, we know some Gazians got away. It is hard to kill them too.

[-] MelastSB@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

I'm sure Israel will find a way. They've come this far, haven't they?

[-] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

Israel hunted down Nazis after the war. What's to stop them from hunting down Palestinians after they wipe out the ones in the Westbank and Gaza?

[-] Linkerbaan@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago

Too real

[-] Aralakh@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

For real

[-] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

Is that not the actual plan?

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 12 points 11 months ago

This is funny because the satire is like reality but the reality is too sad .... which is why this is funny ... because it's supposed to be sad.

[-] 0110010001100010@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Technically the truth?

[-] shani66@ani.social 8 points 11 months ago

I thought the onion was supposed to be satire?

[-] BassaForte@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Winchester?

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

well the onion's lathe of heaven has made a decision.

this post was submitted on 03 May 2024

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