Now gotta wear the clown suit during his therapy session and peek from window. Let him suffer for his whole life ᕙ༼◕ ᴥ ◕༽ᕗ
"My nephew was being a brat, so I emotionally traumatized him"
Not the asshole, your nephew your rules
"Ask his mom if I can babysit him" is this not weird....?
Details don't really matter for made up stories.
You like telling kids Santa doesn't exist, don't you?
That's the best part of being a mall Santa.
Believe it or not, some uncles actually enjoy spending time with their nieces and nephews, and parents like to have a break from raising their children. It's amazing what can happen when your family is barely functional
My nieces and nephews are some of my favorite people ever.
"not tonight. He broke both his arms so we're going to spend quality time. How about tomorrow night?"
Now there's a reference I hadn't seen in a while
Now there's a reference I wish had stayed on the shit hole site
It's not that weird. I offer to babysit somewhat regularly. I miss my nephews, and my sister / brother-in-law get a date night. Win win
Why would it be? It's your brother or sisters kid, should be extremely normal to babysit them. What's in your mind that makes it weird?
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