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submitted 6 months ago by Nero@sopuli.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[-] just_another_person@lemmy.world 99 points 6 months ago

I'd believe this would come out of Texas if real.

[-] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 63 points 6 months ago

I assumed it was real at first. They've gone so far that onion headlines sound less and less ridiculous.

[-] Delusional@lemmy.world 29 points 6 months ago

100% this is some shit they'd do.

[-] bitchkat@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Its where project2025 (or whatever it is) gets their outline from.

[-] OhmsLawn@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

Yeah, I ate The Onion on this one. Opened the article trying to figure out what the hell they're doing now.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

I assumed it was to check for miscarriage/abortion.

[-] PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 33 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Oof, I'm afraid this is one of those Onion articles that are going to end up being real some day. I'm bookmarking this link.

[-] BioDriver@beehaw.org 21 points 6 months ago

God dammit don’t give them ideas

[-] Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

Don’t give them any ideas.

[-] morphballganon@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

They're already thinking it

[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 6 months ago

This is why we need data privacy protections against the government

this post was submitted on 06 May 2024

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