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[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 73 points 6 months ago

It was coal at the beginning of the traffic stop

[-] xor@infosec.pub 36 points 6 months ago

probably routine traffic stop that revealed he had a warrant for a long history of smuggling things up his ass...

[-] blubton@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

It was probably Hans Niemann then

[-] 30p87@feddit.de 2 points 6 months ago

Can I somehow register my history of smuggling things up my ass? Just in case I'm being stopped in traffic...

[-] xor@infosec.pub 2 points 6 months ago

just get arrested a couple times...

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 24 points 6 months ago
[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago

Sir, I need your driver's license and registration. Also, bend over...

[-] irmoz@reddthat.com 18 points 6 months ago

Not a single thing about this sounds "routine"

[-] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

License, registration, contents of your anus please!
Do you know why I performed a full cavity search on you? One of your brakelights was out.

[-] EF5C_EF5C@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

"routine"

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means

[-] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

"I am altering the meaning. Pray I do not alter it any further."

[-] Vilian@lemmy.ca 10 points 6 months ago

why he look like he has 44 more diamonds hiding somewhere else that the police didn't found???

[-] derpgon@programming.dev 4 points 6 months ago

Diamonds are stored in the balls!

[-] clearedtoland@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

“Spread your cheeks and lift your sac!”

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 6 months ago

Suspect, on the bench at booking time to the guy next to him: "Ha! They missed 1."

[-] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 8 points 6 months ago

Eh they're brown diamonds

why didn't you censor out the website, we could have been guessing all sorts of websites like fox news or CNN.

[-] mihor@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 months ago

Officers: Ben Dover and Seymour Butts

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[-] stoi@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Why not just leave them in at that point? Lol

[-] mihor@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 months ago

DiamondButt

[-] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 months ago

Appearanlty it's a very common thing for criminals to put drugs up their ass, stories like these have been showing up for years

[-] cro_magnon_gilf@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 months ago

"Now if you don't mind pissing in this cup for me so I don't have to force a catheter up your urethra."

[-] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

"Also, please give me a hug. My wife won't do it anymore, no matter how hard I beat her."

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