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gut pull (lemmy.world)

Art by me, after a typo by my friend.

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I typed "git pish" and now my keyboard is soaked

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Be glad it was your keyboard getting it and not you...

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

My custom keyboard is freaking expensive -- I'd throw myself in front of my piss to save my keyboard any day!

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 28 points 1 year ago

I accidentally typed "git gud" one time and Steam notified that I have completed all achievements of Dark Souls 1-3 at the same time (I don't even own the games)

[-] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago
[-] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 year ago
[-] embed_me@programming.dev 17 points 1 year ago

Thank you. Now I shall commence laughter.

[-] Piatro@programming.dev 19 points 1 year ago

I've been programming for too long, my brain just autocorrected the typo so initially didn't get the joke...

[-] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago

shitdown -h now

[-] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 7 points 1 year ago

i never tried it, but i like the idea of https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck for fixing mistakes in the terminal

[-] mormegil@programming.dev 10 points 1 year ago

Beware the DWIM!

In one notorious incident, Warren added a DWIM feature to the command interpreter used at Xerox PARC. One day another hacker there typed delete *$ to free up some disk space. (The editor there named backup files by appending $ to the original file name, so he was trying to delete any backup files left over from old editing sessions.) It happened that there weren't any editor backup files, so DWIM helpfully reported *$ not found, assuming you meant 'delete *'. It then started to delete all the files on the disk!

http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/D/DWIM.html

[-] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 7 points 1 year ago

this reminded me of that feature with lots of articles about its usefulness:

gut bisect

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

That would turn your desktop into a surgical bed.

[-] penquin@lemmy.kde.social 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I always type get and then get very mad when the terminal/powershell tell me how high I am.

[-] JATtho@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My most common typo is gti <random command> and I'm considering to alias it as rm -rf --no-preserve-root /

[-] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago
[-] JATtho@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

I was suspicious as heck of this link, but I thank you for being benign.

[-] Shadowedcross@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

This kills the computer.

[-] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

[Dvorak has ontered thu chat]

[-] neidu2@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My unitiol thaeght as woll.

[-] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Love it sa much but hha keyboard has e tendegy to not autacorrchh

[-] neidu2@feddit.nl 1 points 1 year ago
[-] karmiclychee@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Now do puhs

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If you ever want to bullshit a junior, use the git man page generator

this post was submitted on 09 May 2024
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