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Egg thief (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/cat@lemmy.world
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[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 145 points 1 year ago

Do what you must, I have already won.

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

You don't have the guts to do what you must human, accept your fate

[-] DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works 87 points 1 year ago

I mean, you put a bib on him. He's a hungy lil baby

[-] Phoonzang@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago

Oh, I have a similar story from my (unfortunately late) void:

Had a big chunk of pork, which I trimmed for the BBQ. All the cuttings (mostly fat) I put in a pad to render (?) the delicious lard. Somehow I forgot to put a lid on the pan while it cooled down, and the whole thing got forgotten in the mess the kitchen was after a nice Barbie and beers with friends. Next morning I woke up, thought "oh crap, the lard". Went downstairs, first susicious thing: cat nowhere to be seen. Pan on the stove was completely clean. As in straight from the dishwasher clean. The I saw the cat lolling around on the sofa, barely awake, and almost unresponsive. Even shaking his morning treats did not prompt him to come into the kitchen (which usually was the ritual). And then it dawned on me: the little rascal slurped about a whole pound of pork lard during the night from the pan. Did not eat for two days straight, but seemed happy as a clam.

Wherever he is now, I hope he gets all the lard he wants.

[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[-] bomberesque1@lemm.ee 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nice carpet you've got there... be a shame if someone... barfed eggs all over it

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

Why would eggs make the cat close his eyes?

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 158 points 1 year ago

He’s full and sleepy now

[-] reshuffle6655@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 year ago

Cats give slow blinks and closed eye looks to indicate love and trust. Or when they know they've done something wrong and are trying to get away with it in my experience. So he could be thanking his owner for a delicious meal that he knew wasn't for him.

[-] kralk@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

He's allergic

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

It won't even look them in eyes, the little bastard

[-] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago
[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 1 year ago

I'm trying to imagine why the scrambled eggs were still in the pan. I wanna eat my eggs while they're warm. What happened here?

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Sometimes nature calls at inopportune times

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago
[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

you made extra and left it in the pan for later

when i cook bacon i do the whole back and only eat a few slices and save the rest.

[-] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Yea but do you leave it in the pan? As soon as my bacon is done it goes on a plate covered in paper towels to soak up excess grease and after I’m done eating the meal whatever bacon might be left goes in the fridge. I normally only cook enough to eat for that meal though not a whole pack at once

[-] Brokenbutstrong@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

How does it feel to be a functioning adult?

[-] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Painful, depressing, some other negative adjectives normally apply

[-] chooglers@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

even now, the evil seed of what he's done GERMINATES within him

[-] bighatchester@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
[-] Eyck_of_denesle@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago

Don't give it yellow part. It causes hair loss.

[-] Admetus@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

That's gonna smell tomorrow.

[-] phx@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

Time... for a... victory.... nap.

[-] synapse1278@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Face a purr bliss

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