Let me guess, is it made out of some kind of polymer that will dump more microplastics into the water supply?
Nope!
They just get straight into your butt.
Sounds like a super bowl!
What about the smell?! You haven’t thought of the smell you bitch!
They’re gonna need to make the hole bigger if I have any chance of using it
You just need the poop knife!
A poop spear would be preferable.
Wouldn't a spoon be ideal? Possibly a spork?
Dull tools aren't going to work!
One of those potato mashers
Even if no one else does, I appreciate seeing the reference here!
It's a joke hole that's just for farts.
Technology stealing my job.
Best headline ever.
3D-printed abrasion-resistant super-slippery flush toilet, or ARSFT
Why is it magic?
because of the wizard?
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