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submitted 6 months ago by SomeoneElse@lemmy.ca to c/clevercomebacks@feddit.uk

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Believe what you see, not what you’re told

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[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

Case closed

[-] catarina@kbin.social 13 points 6 months ago

FATALITY

[-] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

#TOASTY!

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

!murderedbywords@feddit.uk

[-] SomeoneElse@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 months ago

I’m the mod for both communities but every time I post there someone comments that it doesn’t belong! 😅

[-] amio@kbin.social 3 points 6 months ago

Because it's just not clever unless it's literally Oscar fucking Wilde, I guess. Can't please everyone.

[-] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 6 months ago

Nat 20, crit

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

Based

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz -1 points 6 months ago

Believe what you see, not what you're told.

You're one acid trip away from believing in Chtulhu.

[-] OrlandoDoom@feddit.uk 1 points 6 months ago

Acid? Nah, DMT maybe

[-] Mango@lemmy.world -2 points 6 months ago

I mean, Elon is right here.

[-] SomeoneElse@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 months ago

That’s what makes the comeback clever…

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