Um

Woodshop class in Russian gulag?

"It's fine if we add a backdoor, we'll be the only ones with access, NBD!"

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Just another beautiful day in Canada!

Make sure you guys get some sun block. At least 30 SPF, OK?

Now they're concerned about our privacy?

Let's give Garland a round of applause, there are some really fantastic traitors assuming the leadership soon, largely thanks to his near complete ineptitude. Great job, Merrick!

The most open ports

The most open CVEs

The most open complaint threads

Windows 🥇

I’ll have the Steak.tar.tar

When you download something without permission, you’re a criminal

When MicroShit does it, it’s a feature

How this usually goes:

1. Introduce new controversial feature

2. Backlash

3. Postpone deployment

4. Soften public opinion with marketing, rename product, change minor features, etc

5. Deploy product regardless

6. Enshittification complete (Until next time!)

In the past few elections, voting feels more like a hostage situation than exercising my right to making a “choice”. This country is absolutely fucked if Trump is elected again.