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[-] MurdoMaclachlan@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Image Transcription: Comic


Panel 1

[A green snake and a green turtle are facing one another on a plain pink background.]

Snake: I want to be a good programmer!


Panel 2

[The turtle's mouth is open.]

Turtle: Just pretend you're already a good programmer


Panel 3

[A close up on the snake, showing only its head, with the turtle offscreen. The background is now purple.]

Snake: When should I stop pretending?

Turtle: Never


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[-] Scoutbravo@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago
[-] Krompus@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago
[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago

[Makefile:32: build_assets] Error 127

Oh no, now what?

[-] CowboyBobo@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

Copy and paste it into Google

[-] wabafee@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Just be a good googler and you are set for life.

[-] einsteinx2@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

This is the way

[-] ToastyWaffles@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Just know how to critically think and solve problems ezgg

[-] intelati@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

Expert Googler tl,dr find a simple sentence to describe problem. Ideally inserting a identifying feature or error code

[-] dinodroid@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

Just use phind.com and you are set.

[-] MountedPixels@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

Dont pretend ... just use google!

this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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