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[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 42 points 5 months ago

Depending on what "we" and "be having sex with robots" is referring to, this has already happened.

[-] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago
[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 30 points 5 months ago

I'm not a robotfucker! I'm not a robotfucker!

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 29 points 5 months ago
[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

NOOOOOOO!!!!

[-] someone@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

Hismith has entered the chat

[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago

wym? I got a drawer full of robots, the hitachi, clit sucker, tulip pro, bullets, rumba, njoy, cruise 2, etc..

[-] duderium@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Um well actually sweaty I programmed my fleshlight with grok so it can tell me to eat one rock a day and explain that JFK graduated from the University of Wisconsin-Madison eight separate times while I’m grinding my wang so deep, so deep inside its cleanable synthetic swirler, designed to feel like real human flesh for his pleasure. This means the Sun was correct, as was the movie Sausage Party.

[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

Well that was a fuckin lie

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

mfw when they want me to sleep on my back for snuggles

[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

Detroit: Become The Sun Journalist

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

If it will let me be little spoon i will divorce my wife

this post was submitted on 25 May 2024
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