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Hammond, 60 seconds after his first time sitting in the chair:
"I'm not allowed to sit in the Captain's chair of the U.S.S Titan. There's a clause in the insurance contract that specifies me, by name. I think that's a little harsh."
”I AM A PILOTING GOD!”
"Bollocks!"
I love these so much. They never fail to be wonderfully weird and dumb.
Thanks, I tried to write this one to be really absurd in true BottomGear fashion :)
You definitely nailed it friend.
The idea of in-universe customizable combadge chirps is fantastic.
And the idea that you could accidently transfer malware if you didn't do it carefully is the icing on the cake.
Mint frosting on a cellular peptide cake?
Oh cock!
Some say his blood is made in the replicator. Some say he beat Tuvok in an arm wrestling match. Some say he dated B'Elanna Torres after Kes did her thing. All we know is, he’s Neelix!
Bottom Deck Memes
As Star Trek plots go, that's not the worst I've ever seen.
is this the ransom note they send to our loved ones while our captors force us to watch?
just rapidly increasing micro-fractures in the hull, no biggie
Yup that’s… that’s fine. Good.
this post was submitted on 26 May 2024
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