Not only have we written Hamlet but we have written Hamlet but it has a random r in the almost end but not quite and it is the only randomly placed r

Oakfield takeoff block ċiviċi Gucci ufcgugucugxcitftuxfuutxrz77rs7ra8stpvhizfrzytd89guct8ixtixgfy8xt88xguxfyfcyfhigiyfugih6fe4wrfuibrsw3yfkmezr3q7yuodttdhihigfyf. better have been the first time that was written or else

edit: correcting spelling mistake ;)

"oh no! hamlet turn around, he's turned into a vampire! he's gonna punch you! oh shit! Hamlet, I can't watch this."

the real gem of humanity

At this point, several apes have written Hamlet with variying degrees of minor changes to things like the character names and settings.