Me when I find a strange cylinder in a snowy forest (the cylinder provides warmth and comfort):

This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ciudad_Ju%C3%A1rez_cobalt-60_contamination_incident

Oh, leave your unwanted junk?

flops cock, and balls even, onto the counter

I did not expect to see an EMF meme on my home page. I probably should have, given this is the blahaj instance.

why does this person's pfp look like one of the doctors in big MT