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[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 109 points 4 months ago

That's on average 57 per day, or 3.5 per hour if we assume 16 hours a day awake. Seems likely he just automated the process somehow, or that multiple people were making reports under his name. Or he was just submitting a report every 17 waking minutes for the entire year. Who knows.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.ca 53 points 4 months ago

Set it up to a mic measuring decibels lol.

[-] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 months ago

Could tie it into adsb and send complaints with specific tail#s

[-] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Doesnt seem unreasonable, we have people here on lemmy who post and comment more than 100 times each day, also over a whole year. And I dont mean bots

[-] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 12 points 4 months ago

What if he was preemptively planning his complaints? You know, studying flight paths, departures, & arrivals, then just delivering 57 unique complaints each day with one phone call?

“Look… I know Quantus 617 leaves for Houston at 5:45, the 974 at 3, 452 goes at 4:12, & the 889 heads out at 9pm.

Yep, that’s right.

Uh huh.

Yes I fucking know it’s only 8am. Those flights WILL be too loud & I expect you to take my complaints immediately!”

[-] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 24 points 4 months ago

Sounds like that Austrian guy who was caught having taken the covid vaccine hundreds of times.

[-] janus2@lemmy.zip 12 points 4 months ago

"vaccine Georg is an outlier and should not have been coubted"

[-] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

Well, did he get superpowers?

[-] tempest@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

It doesn't give you super powers.

Though he would basically be a datacentre with all the bill gates microchips in him.

[-] thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 4 months ago

Fucking hell that's almost 57 complaints per day

[-] biscuitswalrus@aussie.zone 52 points 4 months ago

What do you do with Home Assistant?

"Oh well I automate a noise complaint form submission. It's integrated with my noise level detector and with a custom python lookup for the most recent airplane departure"

(that guy probably)

[-] blackstampede@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago

I heard a story about a guy doing something similar, but it was his internet connection speed and instead of submitting a noise complaint it tweeted at his service provider.

[-] AThing4String@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 months ago

Noise Complaints Georg

[-] n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 months ago
[-] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago
[-] Darkenfolk@dormi.zone 17 points 4 months ago
[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

But that doesn't mean everything goes in the memes community. For example, uploading a mere T-shirt would be met with primarily downvotes.

[-] rbn@sopuli.xyz 26 points 4 months ago
[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

I meant as a post, not a comment, but nice.

[-] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 months ago

The hero we need, but not the hero we deserve

[-] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 months ago

Pareto principle taken to an extreme

[-] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago

Lol this dude just has to take one for the team .

[-] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 months ago

That's a little over 3 per waking hour.

[-] wallmenis@lemmy.one 5 points 4 months ago

Wade!? Is that you!?

[-] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 months ago

How's the serenity?

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 4 months ago

They could put in triple glazing? I dunno, just thinking that might be easier.

[-] XCraftMC@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Dankpods moment

[-] DevCuber@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 months ago

Pareto would be happy

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