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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by graphito@sopuli.xyz to c/memes@sopuli.xyz
  • guys and gals and all my other pals, your life is worth it and you make someone else’s life in better even if you don’t know it so if your in a dark spot, at least in the US the call the hotline at 988

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[-] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 month ago

imagine bank holding ur family being homeless as a hostage to keep you alive (and working ofc)

Did you have a stroke or did I?

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

If strokes are contagious, OP gave us his stroke.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Let me try to more articulately guess what OP was trying to say:

Imagine the bank kicking you & your family out of your house, then holding you all prisoner in some other suboptimal surviving situation, feeding you just enough to barely survive, in exchange for your labor, keeping you forever indebted to the bank and working to increase shareholder wealth, but you can't keep any money for yourselves. All value from your labor goes to shareholders while you work until you die, so that shareholders can have sex parties on their yachts.

[-] graphito@sopuli.xyz -4 points 1 month ago

bro, I don't wanna know when and whom you stroked, this is private business, okay? lol


thanks for proofreading tho lol

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Never use a shotgun or long gun to kill yourself. It's hard to reach the trigger and more than a few people have blown off their face and survived the process.

You think life sucks now? Try not having a working mouth and most or all of your vision.

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah, if I ever end up going through with it I'm gonna rig a gas mask to a helium tank with a one way outflow valve of some sort on the mask. Should be quick and easy, and no mess for anyone to clean up and no risk of hurting someone else like there is with firearms. I'm careful to not look into sources for those items or think or plan about how I'd put it all together, I do my best to keep myself safe. Never been able to stop the suicidal ideation though, so naturally I've thought a lot about different methods.

[-] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

iirc nitrogen is the best gas for this, as your body doesn't realize it's not getting Oxygen and you just kinda fall asleep and stop existing. or maybe I'm thinking it backwards idfk.

obvs don't test it.

[-] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A Concentration of CO of 1.3% make you unconscious in 3 breaths and kill you in 5 seconds. Tho, at lower percentages it's not as quick nor painless.

CO related deaths are high in my country, so I got curious. It's almost certain that most of these people probably had the slow and painful CO death.

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Afaik, your body doesn't feel a lack of oxygen, it feels the buildup of carbon dioxide, so any inert gas should do the trick. That said, I've avoided doing research into it for obvious reasons. Also, if someone interrupts me, then at least there's some comic relief to lighten the mood when I start apologizing and crying in a chipmunk voice

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

What prevents you from taking off the mask before death and having brain damage? That's what I would worry about.

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