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[-] Bob_Robertson_IX@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

My dog just watched me pull a raccoon out of my fireplace, now he just keeps looking at me. I can only imagine what he thinks just happened.

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 7 points 5 months ago

By their second year, every American raccoon has fired at least three guns.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 5 months ago

Yeah I'm sorry America, but if the Racoon's take up arms, y'all are screwed.

[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

The tide of the opossum/raccoon war turned when the opossums started making tanks.

[-] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

It's not named that because they're against each other, it's named that because they're united against us

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Nobody talks about the consequences of failing attempts to kill raccoons. Instead live trap them so you can interrogate them about their leader

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

They've become sentient

this post was submitted on 12 Jun 2024
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