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No, but it's highly unlikely since before it's been buttered it doesn't know yet which side to fall upon.
No it just self butters itself whilst falling. Only impossible for it to hit the floor whilst unbuttered.
Wait, self-buttering toast parachutes?! Are we onto something???
This sounds like evil magic I won't have a part of this!
Nope. My toast just fell into the bottom of the toaster oven. I was like 'who ate one of my precious toasties!'. I blamed the dogs. Then I found it. I didn't apologize. Dogs are stupid.
No, it’ll just balance on one of the edges instead of the face
It's not falling - it's diving.
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this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2023
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