Cop tarts. Come on guys

100% markup, with 25% going to local police to get them out of trouble for some abuse of power. That way they're sure to sell like hotcakes

If you mail in some box tops, do you get surplus military equipment?

By buying, you are required to fill it with valuables and mail it to your local PD, c/o Civil Asset Forteiture Department

Shit, okay, but they really should do a limited edition American flag poptart. I would think it was absolutely ridiculous unless they did it ironically, but I bet it could actually taste pretty good.

Does that say "@ad.libertarian" on it?

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