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[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 53 points 4 months ago

Or cryptid currency, where you pay in bigfoot hairs and squonk snot

[-] BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 4 months ago

Or crypt currency, where you pay with corpses looted from your local graveyard.

[-] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[-] CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 17 points 4 months ago
[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

Yes. We also accept snallygaster talons, chupacabra scabs, and toenail clippings from the Jersey devil

[-] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago

I've got some girl scout cookies from the Loch Ness Monster that I understand to be worth about tree fiddy...

[-] tate@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 months ago
[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 months ago
[-] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 4 months ago

Inadmissible, since fast as fast can be, one cannot catch the jackalope.

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

I would absolutely be a wendigo bag holder and lose track of where my skinwalker is.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

You think that's bad, what do think I'm gonna do with all this Dewayo scat?

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Dewayo is going to the mooooon. Just hold out and you will see Lambo, everybody is sleeping on that and once the halving happens, you will laugh all the way to the beachfront villa.

[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

A moment of silence for our crypto bros, who called everyone stupid, dumb and an agent of the status quo, all the while wrecking their finances in some of the most obvious Ponzi schemes in the history of mankind. You truly knew it better.

Seeing you go bankrupt was the funniest shit ever.

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

I swore at rocks all morning and nobody is accepting cursed stones for groceries. I haven't tried Walmart, should I try there?

[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Cryptocurrency always ran on nothing but prophesy ("to the moon") and curses ("bearish", "FUD").

[-] boredtortoise@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

Got some Ninja Turtles pies from 1991

[-] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 4 months ago
[-] boredtortoise@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

Possibly made from real turtles

this post was submitted on 20 Jun 2024
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