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Nosferatu (kbin.run)
submitted 2 months ago by Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run to c/funny@lemmy.world
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[-] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 15 points 2 months ago

Oh, so that's why there are no incidents anymore since we got suplements.

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

5,000 International units of D3 with 50 mcgs of K2, in gel tablets, baby!

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Oh I’ll give them my vitamin D.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I make that joke last time this gets posted and I get downvoted to oblivion. SatansMaggotyCumFart makes the joke and nobody bats an eye. That settles it, I am changing my username! 😉

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

They are sucking you for that D?

[-] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 12 points 2 months ago

Yes. They have to have the D inside of them.

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago

Stupid sexy vampyr

[-] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago

Jokes on them, I don’t go out into the sun.

[-] LANIK2000@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Skill issue, they shouldn't be so shy about eating tuna.

this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2024
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