That sounds like when that bonehead broke the world record of most helium balloons or some shit in Cleveland. As most not braindead people knew, this was a terrible idea. When the news reporter went to the shore the next day, she was very relieved that the problem solved itself. Except, it obviously didn't it just washed the whole garbage over to canada. But not my problem = problem solved. But keep banning these books, the future looks bright.