I want to be spoiled in an old school relationship.

You want your voting rights revoked and getting beaten up by your drunk husband, which is then your fault somehow? Not really my kink but if you insist.

I kinda disagree. If you watch the duellist, which in my opinion is the vest description of a realistic sword fight, you van see that they are super nervous. No one wats to really die, so they drag it out. It's not a video game where you respawn so you just try to get a good hit and hope for the best.

That's why when you see documentaries about tribes that had little to no contact to the outside world, women are often hunting and do the heavy lifting and men are at home raising kids and taking care of the village while the women are out there. I mean i haven't seen it, but according to this one weird paper they must exist.

You might need to get off the internet for a minute

I bought a switch because it was cheap and something for my nephew. I haven't had a console since the xbox 360, so i had no idea what i missed. I thought i'll buy mario kart, because who doesn't like Mario kart. Game was 60 bucks. That seems steep i thought. When i opened up the game at home i realised super mario kart 8 isn't a new title, it's 10 years old. Start the game. Obe of the most pathetic attempts to sell children dlc's that i have ever seen. Nice, so i bought disco elysium on sale, so i can play disco on the toilet or something. The nintendo has the biggest trouble running a point and click game. What even is that?

The funniest part about this story is that i had some trouble and went to a switch forum and asked if people buy their games used and that that is highway robbery. I never seen people being so defensive about their video game system. I was being really nice despite thinking i bought the biggest piece of shit hardware from a piece of shit company out there. Everyone told me that 60 dollars is a good price for what you get and the dlc maps are fun.

We're cosco guys, of course we killed a kid on the way here.

It's always the ones you most suspect

I watched a video because i was curious since i have only played call of duty 4 and mw2 and then warzone. People talked about how the operators and skins didn't transfer. That tells you everything about these games. They could all be dlc's but then they couldn't sell people new skins. And people actually buying them is pretty grim for gaming in general

You can almost read the word f*** is no one thinking of the americans here? What the fuck?

But liberty and justice is in the brainwash pledge that the kids have to do every day. It can't be a lie can it?

Here are two candidates, and you vetter like one of them, because that's all you get, otherwise we couldn't call ourself a "democracy" anymore.

But it has a apple logo and it browses facebook just fine.