Oh no step-ladder, what are you doing?!

yo mom after I visited

Next time give me a heads-up before

The birds nesting in the rafters have once again found the cement bag.

The “being too stubborn to lay protection on anything because I’ll never let the paint fall”

"I got it in my hair, in my eye, in my mouth, down my chest, it took forever to clean..."

"Oops! Let me try to still look cute even though I Let the paint fall on me like a fucking dumbass"